I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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