If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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