ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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