well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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