Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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