her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Princesses don't give blow jobs
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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