so explain again why im purple
no
We got so high we made milksteak
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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