I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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