Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
