So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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