Swine flu. Run for my life!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
