He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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