You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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