i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
3pm strippers are depressing
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
