we have officially lost it.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
