just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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