glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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