We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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