He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just want to make out with him forever
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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