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you suck at this game today
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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