I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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