I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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