Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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