Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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