Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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