just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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