Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
