She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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