There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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