Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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