You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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