Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
