You work out of a Hotel?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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