Don't make out with my wife yet
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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