i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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