Are we in a gay sports bar?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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