Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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