im about as happy as oj after his trial
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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