fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
