She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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