I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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