you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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