office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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