Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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