That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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