You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
