So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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