and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
