That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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