i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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